I, myself am, strange and unusual.

Sometimes I dream, Charlotte sometimes.

calamity-cain:

azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

i feel like Tim Burton ships his wife with Johny Depp really hard and writes entire fanfics and AUs about them, then makes those fics into movies

(Source: loopholes, via cilli)

 - David Bowie's laugh

David Bowie being a completely immature little fuck and laughing at the word ‘groin’

(Source: rockandfloyd, via joyfuldivision)

David Bowie - Life On Mars?

Life On Mars? | David Bowie

(Source: stupidtunes, via joyfuldivision)

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via robertsmithseyes)

smokemeout-eatmeout:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.


Being rough is hot, but if you take time to be gentle, you’ll get her quivering like she’s never came before.

smokemeout-eatmeout:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

Being rough is hot, but if you take time to be gentle, you’ll get her quivering like she’s never came before.

(Source: biencorrect, via robertsmithseyes)

frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: leekx, via the-80s-do-it-better)

isola815:

perfexion:

savagelucy42:

I decided I needed to make my own advice/spirit animal.

I call him Advice-o-lantern.

THIS IS MY LIFE OMFG

booty-pioneer

(via the-80s-do-it-better)